salt-n-burn-em-all:

curlyhaired-twentysomething:

When did we kill the idea of a happy ending. “That’s no realistic” “this ending is much more true to real life” Listen. I don’t watch tv to see real life I watch tv to avoid real life. Like, I purposely choose shows with magic and supernatural creatures and other unrealistic nonsense for how much not like everyday life it is.

So give me the fucking happy ending. I want everyone sailing off into the sunset here. I want togetherness and aliveness and goodness.

Stop fucking me up in the name of realism.

Damn straight.

egglord667:

aro-ace-from-outer-space22:

itssarcatsm:

aro-ace-from-outer-space22:

dragonheartetk:

drkshdwbnch:

tiredapollo:

lackofresponse:

funghoul23:

As an asexual person I’m always up for Netflix and

Actually watching Netflix

as an aromantic asexual, I was very surprised to learn that “netflix and chill” did not actually mean chilling out watching netflix.  i was so confused.  are the allosexuals incorporating netflix into their mating rituals now?  

this is so fuckign funny

i fuck to survive

Wait, that’s not what it means?!

It means sex

w h a t

I know

Why can’t everything have a different meaning?? I just wanna sit down, grab some pop corn, chill with you and watch Netflix, is that too much to ask!?!!

shineegirl:

chimchams:

look, guys… this is kpop. we’re lucky to even get a story at all. if bts was under SM all of our music videos would be filmed in a 10x10 ft box in a basement with strobe lights and unecessary props in fifty different colors that shouldnt exist…..

if bts was under sm they wouldn’t even debut so you don’t have to worry about it

whostheblondegirl:

steverogersnotebook:

sebstantheangel:

I’m wheezing -

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

darkestelemental616:

masswisteria:

probablybadrpgideas:

Reverse werewolf- turn into the moon when you see a wolf.

you. I don’t like you.

bellenoel:

bellenoel:

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

Underrated post

rasec-wizzlbang:

dutchster:

when it’s cold outside

NO